gsoi faq

gsoi faq
Q: what is the purpose of gsoi?
A: to put ourselves in the original position so as to be able to justify our preconceptions as objective laws of morality. also, for the product placement kickbacks. would you like some mountain dew?
Q: who are/were the writers of gsoi?
A: the world's four greatest lovers, three greatest tech-support personnel, two greatest organizers, one greatest magazine editor; a mathematician/philosopher/physicist/litterateur/revolutionary/reformer/liberal/anti-capitalist/Big-Cotton-representing/crystal-clear/confused rabble.
Q: so you're a bunch of losers.
A: we prefer the term "accomplishment-challenged." anyway, who are you to talk? at least we're getting some.
Q: my mom says you made those stories up. does gsoi still exist?
A: we reject such pointless ontological speculation. to quote karl marx: "the dispute over the reality or non-reality of thinking which is isolated from practice is a purely scholastic question."
Q: i mean, are you still writing it, or are you a bunch of pathetic quitters who can't even keep a blog going for more than a year or so?
A: look, something shiny!
Q: where? oh, whoa! um, where was i?
A: you were telling us about your mom.
Q: uh, wha? well, enough about that. who is teh unsung hero of gsoi?
A: clearly, it is jeffery wagscot conspiracy-monger, who has done more to promote gsoi to the world at large than the rest of humanity combined.
Q: who is teh unsung villain?
A: that would be douglitas, who keeps trying to delete gsoi, and is therefore exactly like stalin trying to erase trotsky's name and image from histories of the russian revolution.
Q: who else is he exactly like?
A: hitler. rumor is that he is a socialist who voted for obama, which makes him exactly like hitler.
Q: whatever happened to that libel lawsuit?
A: never went to trial. we deny ever saying anything derogatory about Jimmy Dean Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick Chocolate Chip. here, try some, you'll thank me later.
Q: mmm, that's yummy.
A: you're welcome.
Q: why do you write in all lower case?
A: that's really amycita. the others waver, except for that prim and proper magazine editor.
Q: why don't you write in lolcatspeak anymore?
A: that is so 2008. are you still on myspace too?
Q: what about your mom?
A: that's what she said.